ich bin ein auslander

Let me clear up the record - by no means should I have been surprised that the eggplant tasted good, as Wendy is an incredible cook. Everything she’s ever made has tasted fantastic, with the exception of turkey tacos. Even her skill couldn’t save that one.

Unfortunately, she also makes fantastic cookies on a regular basis. Such as tonight. So, while I did all 60 minutes of bike, am and pm yoga, I’ve also scarfed down a ton of mexican food and more than my share of cookies.

More webcam shenanigans tonight, although Wendy and I mostly seem to be amusing ourselves as Jason and Dave are never paying attention when we think they are. I’m running out of post it notes for my witty remarks.

Another boring day. We have a site we need to launch tonight so I’m up drinking wine and waiting on pixel pushers to finish pushing. My fat count today - excellent. Did abs and back yoga, the full 60 minute bike ordeal and ate quite well, including - get this - rice, mushrooms, onions and eggplant for dinner. That was it. No meat. And it was good, which suprised the shit out of me.

Jason’s back, thus ensuring more wasted minutes every day checking in on his blog. Cheers all around.

Drinking a fine Weiss beer, nectar of the gods. Drop in a little lemon, bloody fantastic. All Germans should be brewers. No other careers allowed.

Relaxing day today, mostly working out in an attempt to make up for the weekend’s excesses. Did the painfully long 60 minute conditioning yoga routine, both 30 minute bike sessions and power yoga, which really kicks my ass. Can anyone else really lift their entire body off the ground with their hands and swing like a fucking pendulum? When I can actually do that whole damn routine I’m done working out forever.

I almost wish I lived in Hollywood at the moment so I could walk down to Boardners for another bourbon…

End ramble.

food intake: ridiculously high. alcohol intake: off the chart. exercise: limited to walking from the restaurants to the bar. ugh. tomorrow i will only eat cucumber slices during brief biking breaks.

on a more important note, what has become of the mighty thor? unfortunately, it’s 4 in the morning in chicago so short of calling and waking his ass up I will remain in suspense until tomorrow. with a heavy heart, it’s off to bed…

Time for another fatlog. Today’s intake: 6″ turkey breast sandwich, chips and a Dr. Pepper for lunch… finished off the lean ground beef and had a hamburger, potatoes and another Dr. Pepper for dinner. Altogether not too shabby.

Output: Abs yoga, 30 minutes on the bike, and back care yoga. Didn’t get a chance to do my second bike session, which sucks. And now I’m off to drink insane amounts of alcohol, so I have to give today a definate thumbs down.