Fuck Comcast
And I thought AT&T was bad. Comcast just took over here… raised rates without providing any enhanced or better service… and I had an appointment last Wednesday, March 26th. No one showed up, no one called. Called that night to go “wtf?” and was hung up on by the first person I actually got through to (after 10 minutes of voice menu hell). Second person (”Jody”) goes “boy that sucks” and reschedules for Thursday. Cannot do better than the 4 hour “window of opportunity” even though I already suffered through one of them only to have them not show.
Thursday, March 27th. No one shows up. No one calls. I call that evening (”Chris”) and attempt to be nice but forceful. Am not given a reschedule appointment but am told that they will have a special “unit” look into what’s going on and get back to me within 2 hours. No one calls.
Friday, March 28th. I call again to follow up. “Courtney” tells me that “Chris” was wrong to inform me that I would have been called back within 2 hours, as it can take up to 24 hours before being called back. A special form is filed for my account to expediate the process. I should definately be called back today.
No one calls.
Saturday, March 29th. I call again. “John” is “flabberghasted” as to why there has been no activity on my account. He files a “must-do” form, which is a “form that is definately looked at”… as opposed to all the previous forms which apparently are just fucking ignored all the time. I will be called within 24 hours. An appointment is tentatively scheduled for WEDNESDAY. They cannot do better than that. They cannot provide anything better than a four hour “window of opportunity”. Again. I complain and am told he apologizes for the “vicious circle”. Whatever the fuck that means.
July 23rd, 2003 at 9:30 am
Comcast does suck! i see thier TV commericals talking about how its constantly connected…i had more connection reliablity on AOL in 1996! i saw we boycot and put em out of business! whos with me!
August 28th, 2003 at 12:41 pm
God what is it with all these horrible corporations these days???? They messed up on my bill and overcharged me and their manager said sorry, nothing we can do. With all those commercials talking about how they work with the customer and its a team blah blah blah i swear to god almighty one of these days someone is going to go postal on all these facist corporations. I love how they tout how they are all about customer care and support then they send some cable dude that doesnt like his job to work on my cable and he screws up so now i pay for it. DOWN WITH CORP AMERICA!!!
October 17th, 2003 at 9:40 pm
Corporations are out-of-control machines that outlive their creators. They must all die.
November 21st, 2003 at 5:40 pm
HELL YEAH!!! FUCK COMCAST DIE YOU COMMIECASTY BASTARDS!!!!
December 6th, 2003 at 11:24 pm
three words, sons of bitches, needless to say, theyre insesnitive pricks, i say we do one thing, it involves a lot of ammonium nitrate a ryder truck, and their HQ.
yea i spent at least 45 mins on the phone with a recording trying to get a hold of someone to find out if i high speed internet was available in my area, since i already have digital cable, only to find out that its not, and wont be for a minimum of 2 years, wtf, its the same wire that runs into my house!!!
December 8th, 2004 at 8:47 pm
I just read a news article about the higher rates you’re talking about without anymore coverage.
Their internet service also sucks god almighty floppy donkey cock. It always seems to have a hard time staying fast around peak hours, and it’s supposed to be faster than DSL.
In a related story, my Dad needed to be able to access his computer from work using PC Anywhere. The program to connect to the network (VPN dialer) for the PC Anywhere software to work always seems to get an error message that would be due to a firewall. We also use a wireless router, but I made sure that it wasn’t the problem by disconnecting the router and running the program to come up with the same problem. The point of doing this was when I would call Tech-Support, then they couldn’t give me any of their bullshit about it. So, I call them and I’d be hard pressed to find someone who actually would know how bypass the “firewall” that is running (keep in mind, this isn’t the same type of shit that is already installed on WinXP). As NOT to my surprise, they said that they had nothing to do with it and it had to be Linksys (the makers of our Router), which as I already explained as bullshit. My Dad called Linksys anyways (which I personally trust their word over Comcast’s) and they said it had to be Comcast, but were stuck in a fucking loop hole here.
Also, their service was down today for a good 6 hours in my area. Hell, even AOL probably wouldn’t have a downtime that long.
The point is, FUCK YOU COMCAST YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT. God, these fucking bitches are QUICKLY BECOMMING a monopoly of cable TV.
June 3rd, 2005 at 10:02 pm
Fuck Comcast! I hate this company. I used to have Dish Network, and I tell you it was great. The only reason why I had to switch back was because my apartment could not receive satellite reception. My Comcast high speed internet and cable keeps failing. Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Comcast in the fucking Fuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!
June 23rd, 2005 at 11:33 am
God-Damned-Fuck Comcast to Hell. They Suck. I’ve had service for 5 days and I hate them! It is slower than a 56k dial up.
August 17th, 2005 at 10:36 pm
I’ve been trying for ~>YEARS
August 17th, 2005 at 10:36 pm
Fuck Comcast! I hate this company. I used to have Dish Network, and I tell you it was great. The only reason why I had to switch back was because my apartment could not receive satellite reception. My Comcast high speed internet and cable keeps failing. Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Comcast in the fucking Fuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fuck Comcast! I hate this company. I used to have Dish Network, and I tell you it was great. The only reason why I had to switch back was because my apartment could not receive satellite reception. My Comcast high speed internet and cable keeps failing. Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Comcast in the fucking Fuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fuck Comcast! I hate this company. I used to have Dish Network, and I tell you it was great. The only reason why I had to switch back was because my apartment could not receive satellite reception. My Comcast high speed internet and cable keeps failing. Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Comcast in the fucking Fuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fuck Comcast! I hate this company. I used to have Dish Network, and I tell you it was great. The only reason why I had to switch back was because my apartment could not receive satellite reception. My Comcast high speed internet and cable keeps failing. Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Comcast in the fucking Fuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fuck Comcast! I hate this company. I used to have Dish Network, and I tell you it was great. The only reason why I had to switch back was because my apartment could not receive satellite reception. My Comcast high speed internet and cable keeps failing. Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Comcast in the fucking Fuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fuck Comcast! I hate this company. I used to have Dish Network, and I tell you it was great. The only reason why I had to switch back was because my apartment could not receive satellite reception. My Comcast high speed internet and cable keeps failing. Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Comcast in the fucking Fuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fuck Comcast! I hate this company. I used to have Dish Network, and I tell you it was great. The only reason why I had to switch back was because my apartment could not receive satellite reception. My Comcast high speed internet and cable keeps failing. Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Comcast in the fucking Fuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Fuck Comcast! I hate this company. I used to have Dish Network, and I tell you it was great. The only reason why I had to switch back was because my apartment could not receive satellite reception. My Comcast high speed internet and cable keeps failing. Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Comcast in the fucking Fuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fuck Comcast! I hate this company. I used to have Dish Network, and I tell you it was great. The only reason why I had to switch back was because my apartment could not receive satellite reception. My Comcast high speed internet and cable keeps failing. Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Comcast in the fucking Fuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Fuck Comcast! I hate this company. I used to have Dish Network, and I tell you it was great. The only reason why I had to switch back was because my apartment could not receive satellite reception. My Comcast high speed internet and cable keeps failing. Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Comcast in the fucking Fuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fuck Comcast! I hate this company. I used to have Dish Network, and I tell you it was great. The only reason why I had to switch back was because my apartment could not receive satellite reception. My Comcast high speed internet and cable keeps failing. Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Comcast in the fucking Fuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fuck Comcast! I hate this company. I used to have Dish Network, and I tell you it was great. The only reason why I had to switch back was because my apartment could not receive satellite reception. My Comcast high speed internet and cable keeps failing. Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Comcast in the fucking Fuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fuck Comcast! I hate this company. I used to have Dish Network, and I tell you it was great. The only reason why I had to switch back was because my apartment could not receive satellite reception. My Comcast high speed internet and cable keeps failing. Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Comcast in the fucking Fuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fuck Comcast! I hate this company. I used to have Dish Network, and I tell you it was great. The only reason why I had to switch back was because my apartment could not receive satellite reception. My Comcast high speed internet and cable keeps failing. Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Comcast in the fucking Fuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fuck Comcast! I hate this company. I used to have Dish Network, and I tell you it was great. The only reason why I had to switch back was because my apartment could not receive satellite reception. My Comcast high speed internet and cable keeps failing. Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Comcast in the fucking Fuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fuck Comcast! I hate this company. I used to have Dish Network, and I tell you it was great. The only reason why I had to switch back was because my apartment could not receive satellite reception. My Comcast high speed internet and cable keeps failing. Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Comcast in the fucking Fuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fuck Comcast! I hate this company. I used to have Dish Network, and I tell you it was great. The only reason why I had to switch back was because my apartment could not receive satellite reception. My Comcast high speed internet and cable keeps failing. Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Comcast in the fucking Fuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fuck Comcast! I hate this company. I used to have Dish Network, and I tell you it was great. The only reason why I had to switch back was because my apartment could not receive satellite reception. My Comcast high speed internet and cable keeps failing. Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Comcast in the fucking Fuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fuck Comcast! I hate this company. I used to have Dish Network, and I tell you it was great. The only reason why I had to switch back was because my apartment could not receive satellite reception. My Comcast high speed internet and cable keeps failing. Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Comcast in the fucking Fuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fuck Comcast! I hate this company. I used to have Dish Network, and I tell you it was great. The only reason why I had to switch back was because my apartment could not receive satellite reception. My Comcast high speed internet and cable keeps failing. Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Comcast in the fucking Fuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fuck Comcast! I hate this company. I used to have Dish Network, and I tell you it was great. The only reason why I had to switch back was because my apartment could not receive satellite reception. My Comcast high speed internet and cable keeps failing. Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Comcast in the fucking Fuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fuck Comcast! I hate this company. I used to have Dish Network, and I tell you it was great. The only reason why I had to switch back was because my apartment could not receive satellite reception. My Comcast high speed internet and cable keeps failing. Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Comcast in the fucking Fuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fuck Comcast! I hate this company. I used to have Dish Network, and I tell you it was great. The only reason why I had to switch back was because my apartment could not receive satellite reception. My Comcast high speed internet and cable keeps failing. Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Comcast in the fucking Fuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fuck Comcast! I hate this company. I used to have Dish Network, and I tell you it was great. The only reason why I had to switch back was because my apartment could not receive satellite reception. My Comcast high speed internet and cable keeps failing. Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Comcast in the fucking Fuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fuck Comcast! I hate this company. I used to have Dish Network, and I tell you it was great. The only reason why I had to switch back was because my apartment could not receive satellite reception. My Comcast high speed internet and cable keeps failing. Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Comcast in the fucking Fuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fuck Comcast! I hate this company. I used to have Dish Network, and I tell you it was great. The only reason why I had to switch back was because my apartment could not receive satellite reception. My Comcast high speed internet and cable keeps failing. Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Comcast in the fucking Fuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!
August 29th, 2005 at 6:35 pm
I SAY ‘FUCK COMCAST’ AS WELL. THEY CAME OUT LAST WEEK TO INSTALL THE SHIT, AND MY MODEM STILL ISNT WORKING RIGHT. THE TECHS THAT COME OUT TO INSTALL MY HIGH SPEED WERE ALL GHETTO, AND WERE STUPID, LAZY AND LIED TO ME ABOUT THE CONNECTIVITY PROBLEMS BEING THE FAULT OF MY VILLAGE. THE ONE TECH GOES ‘UH , YOUR CABLES OUTSIDE I CANT GET TO EM, THEYRE UNDERGROUND’ WHAT A BUNCH OF FUCKING IDIOTS!!!!!!
October 21st, 2005 at 10:54 pm
FUCK COMCAST THERE ALWAYS THE SLOWEST GOD DMN INTERNET! FUCK THEM THEY CAN SUCK MY COCK!
October 21st, 2005 at 10:54 pm
FUCK COMCAST THERE ALWAYS THE SLOWEST GOD DMN INTERNET! FUCK THEM THEY CAN SUCK MY COCK!
January 2nd, 2006 at 6:49 pm
FUUUUUUUUCCCCCKKKKKKKK YYYOOOOOUUUUUU COOOMMMMMMMMMMMCASSSSSSSTTTT YOU CHEEESSSEEASSSSS NO_SERVICE MUTHAFUCKAAAAAAAAAAS
MAY YOUR ENTERPRISE VALUE GO NEGATIVE YOU FUCKING OPTION_STARVED NO_SERVICE FUCKINASSSHOLES
I HOPE SOME FUCKING ACCOUNTANT REAMS YOUR ASS
October 3rd, 2006 at 4:05 pm
I fucking hate comcast. I hope someone goes up to their corprate headquaters and pulls a Columbine on their sorry asses. I’ve been getting so many fucking down times with their Digital Cable and thier unbeliveably horrible internet service that I actually called them a week ago to tell them that I will piss on their sidewalk and deficate on their CEO’s lap. If you actually like comcast… then why not try downloading as many files as most normal computer literate users do and see how fast they try to pull a fast one on your conncetion speed and pull the KBs Per second down to 5. HAHHA!!! Actually WTF!!! Your not supposed to be downloading KBs per second on comast. HAHAH AND GET THIS!!! The modem they give me seems to change the Connection speed on Taskmanager to 10MBits to 50Mbits to 100Mbits every other day yet it still runs like a slug on crack and cocaine.
FUCK OFF COMCAST!!! AS SOON AS PHILLY GOES WIRELESS YOU CAN SUCK OFF MY ASS CRACK YOU MUTHA FUCKERS!!!