http://www.ichbineinauslander.com/blog/2003/05/23/today-sucks/ a knife, a fork, a bottle and a cork... Sun, 20 May 2012 01:16:41 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.0.1 http://www.ichbineinauslander.com/blog/2003/05/23/today-sucks/#comment-384 Mon, 26 May 2003 04:30:15 +0000 http://www.ichbineinauslander.com/blog/2003/05/23/today-sucks/#comment-384 I coulda told you that about a thousand times over. Cheap asses you avoid like the plague. I coulda told you that about a thousand times over. Cheap asses you avoid like the plague.

]]> http://www.ichbineinauslander.com/blog/2003/05/23/today-sucks/#comment-383 Fri, 23 May 2003 22:59:27 +0000 http://www.ichbineinauslander.com/blog/2003/05/23/today-sucks/#comment-383 I thought the law of assholes was: Their position inside corporate structure is represented by "A" (CEO being highest and represented by 100, and go down from there). Their "usefulness" in the company on a 0 to 100 scale is represented by "B", 100 being the MOST useful. Their IQ is represented by "C". Then their "asshole level" be represented by : (A/C)*(1/B). Do remember that you CAN NOT do division by ZERO, so if their IQ is zero then you should not attempt the calculation and just RUN. I thought the law of assholes was: Their position inside corporate structure is represented by “A” (CEO being highest and represented by 100, and go down from there). Their “usefulness” in the company on a 0 to 100 scale is represented by “B”, 100 being the MOST useful. Their IQ is represented by “C”. Then their “asshole level” be represented by : (A/C)*(1/B). Do remember that you CAN NOT do division by ZERO, so if their IQ is zero then you should not attempt the calculation and just RUN.

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