Comments on: christmas at ground zero http://www.ichbineinauslander.com/blog/2003/11/21/christmas-at-ground-zero/ a knife, a fork, a bottle and a cork... Wed, 08 Feb 2012 18:28:06 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.0.1 by: islam salat http://www.ichbineinauslander.com/blog/2003/11/21/christmas-at-ground-zero/#comment-794 Thu, 16 Mar 2006 06:52:12 +0000 http://www.ichbineinauslander.com/blog/2003/11/21/christmas-at-ground-zero/#comment-794 Mother Superior: "Sister Maria, if you were walking through town at night, and were accosted by a man with bad intentions, what would you do?" "I would lift my habit, Mother Superior." Mother Superior (shocked): "And what would you do next?" Sister Maria: "I would tell him to drop his trousers." Mother Superior (even more shocked): "And what then?" Sister Maria: "I would run away. I can run much faster with my habit up than he can with his trousers down." Mother Superior: “Sister Maria, if you were walking through town at night, and were accosted by a man with bad intentions, what would you do?”

“I would lift my habit, Mother Superior.”

Mother Superior (shocked): “And what would you do next?”

Sister Maria: “I would tell him to drop his trousers.”

Mother Superior (even more shocked): “And what then?”

Sister Maria: “I would run away. I can run much faster with my habit up than he can with his trousers down.”

]]> by: keinausländer http://www.ichbineinauslander.com/blog/2003/11/21/christmas-at-ground-zero/#comment-500 Wed, 17 Dec 2003 16:49:25 +0000 http://www.ichbineinauslander.com/blog/2003/11/21/christmas-at-ground-zero/#comment-500 hi mädels. ich bin leider kein ausländer. ich bin hier geboren und habe immer hier gelebt. was ich schon immer mal sagen wollte: ficken. entschuldingung. ach ja: the cam in german is NOT der kam. either die cam or die kamera. ok das war auch schon was ich euch mösen zu sagen habe. fröhliches vegetieren. FICKEN!!! hi mädels.
ich bin leider kein ausländer. ich bin hier geboren und habe immer hier gelebt. was ich schon immer mal sagen wollte: ficken. entschuldingung. ach ja: the cam in german is NOT der kam. either die cam or die kamera. ok das war auch schon was ich euch mösen zu sagen habe. fröhliches vegetieren. FICKEN!!!

]]> by: Jason D- http://www.ichbineinauslander.com/blog/2003/11/21/christmas-at-ground-zero/#comment-499 Sat, 22 Nov 2003 03:03:02 +0000 http://www.ichbineinauslander.com/blog/2003/11/21/christmas-at-ground-zero/#comment-499 My ex spent 7 years there after her dad who was an air traffic controller got fired by Regan. Not a single good story. All terrrifying. Pack an AK-47. White folk ain't that welcome there... My ex spent 7 years there after her dad who was an air traffic controller got fired by Regan. Not a single good story. All terrrifying. Pack an AK-47. White folk ain’t that welcome there…

]]> by: brian http://www.ichbineinauslander.com/blog/2003/11/21/christmas-at-ground-zero/#comment-498 Fri, 21 Nov 2003 21:55:31 +0000 http://www.ichbineinauslander.com/blog/2003/11/21/christmas-at-ground-zero/#comment-498 It's a bit hard to explain and it's not a for sure thing so I don't want to jinx it. What am I talking about? I don't really even want to go, although I'll admit it'll be an experience should it happen. Apparently we won't actually be in Bahrain at all, just the persian gulf. It’s a bit hard to explain and it’s not a for sure thing so I don’t want to jinx it. What am I talking about? I don’t really even want to go, although I’ll admit it’ll be an experience should it happen. Apparently we won’t actually be in Bahrain at all, just the persian gulf.

]]> by: Koganuts http://www.ichbineinauslander.com/blog/2003/11/21/christmas-at-ground-zero/#comment-497 Fri, 21 Nov 2003 18:50:37 +0000 http://www.ichbineinauslander.com/blog/2003/11/21/christmas-at-ground-zero/#comment-497 This is sad, I had to check Google to find out where exactly Bahrain is. Given the fact that there aren't very many countries who like us right now (gee, wonder why?), and at the risk of sounding overly paranoid, please be careful: Two links I found: http://www.cia.gov/cia/publications/factbook/geos/ba.html http://www.bahraintourism.com/ This is sad, I had to check Google to find out where exactly Bahrain is. Given the fact that there aren’t very many countries who like us right now (gee, wonder why?), and at the risk of sounding overly paranoid, please be careful:

Two links I found:
http://www.cia.gov/cia/publications/factbook/geos/ba.html
http://www.bahraintourism.com/

]]> by: Ross http://www.ichbineinauslander.com/blog/2003/11/21/christmas-at-ground-zero/#comment-496 Fri, 21 Nov 2003 18:05:28 +0000 http://www.ichbineinauslander.com/blog/2003/11/21/christmas-at-ground-zero/#comment-496 Um, why the hell hell are you going to Bahrain??? Um, why the hell hell are you going to Bahrain???

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