Bushwhacked!
Tuesday, November 11th, 2003Finished reading it last night. Man, I am depressed. So many good reads recently - Al Franken’s “Lying Liars…”, Michael Moore’s “Dude, Where’s My Country”, Bill Maher’s “When You Ride Alone You Ride With Bin Laden”… and those are the supposedly funny ones (with, admittedly, some inaccuracies, which everyone picks on even though they let Limbaugh and Coulter and the like get away with far, far more amazing bullshit.)
Then there’s all the investigate and more seriously journalistic books I’ve been reading lately, all of which lead to one conclusion - we’re fucked, and “democracy” and our all our supposed rights that make us blow up other countries so they can have them, too, are disappearing fast. Sigh.
And then there’s the fact that the entire world hates us even though the vast majority of us either aren’t aware of what our government is doing to the rest of the world, not to mention what they’re doing to us, or don’t agree with the policies. So register to vote. Tell a friend what’s going on and get them registered. This is just fucking ridiculous. If there weren’t a number of pictures of me wearing make-up with 10 foot hair, drunk as a skunk, floating around, I’d run for office at this point.
On a lighter note, a page out of Bushwhacked that I marked last night - various slogans bandied about by folks with a similar mindset. Funny if not so damn sad.
DRUNKEN FRAT BOY DRIVES COUNTRY INTO DITCH
WHO WOULD JESUS BOMB?
WAR BEGINS WITH “DUBYA”
BUSH IS PROOF THAT EMPTY WARHEADS CAN BE DANGEROUS
LET’S BOMB TEXAS, THEY HAVE OIL TOO
HOW DID OUR OIL GET UNDER THEIR SAND?
IF YOU CAN’T PRONOUNCE IT, DON’T BOMB IT
ONE THOUSAND POINTS OF LIGHT AND ONE DIM BULB
PREEMPTIVE IMPEACHMENT
FRODO HAS FAILED, BUSH HAS THE RING
MAINSTREAM WHITE GUYS FOR PEACE
9-11-01 : 15 SAUDIS, 0 IRAQIS
I ASKED FOR UNIVERSAL HEALTH CARE AND ALL I GOT WAS A LOUSY STEALTH BOMBER
THE ASSES OF EVIL
SMART WEAPONS, DUMB PRESIDENT
THE ONLY THING WE HAVE TO FEAR IS BUSH HIMSELF
HOW MANY LIVES PER GALLON?
TO THE PEOPLE OF EARTH: DON’T BLAME US, WE VOTED FOR THE OTHER GUY
ONE NATION UNDER SURVEILLANCE


