All hail Xenu!
Comedy Central pulled a re-run of the Tom Cruise “out of the closet” episode of South Park, which explains - in all seriousness - the beliefs underlying Scientology… reportedly because Cruise called and threatened to pull any and all publicity for his upcoming MI:III movie from any and all Viacom stations.
Trey and Matt’s lawyers have released a press release… too good to be true. I love these guys:
“FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
So, Scientology, you may have won THIS battle, but the million-year war for earth has just begun! Temporarily anozinizing our episode will NOT stop us from keeping Thetans forever trapped in your pitiful man-bodies. Curses and drat! You have obstructed us for now, but your feeble bid to save humanity will fail! Hail Xenu!!!
-Trey Parker and Matt Stone, servants of the dark lord Xenu”