ich bin ein auslander

I’ve bitten the bullet and gone and hired myself a trainer to lose those last pesky (well, quite a few, actually) pounds. He’s actually kind of cool, having trained a number of musicians and what not, and drops hilarious metaphors (the best one so far involving per diems and bank accounts as relating to calories)… but the bastard did put me on a 5 day cleansing diet consisting of nothing but fruits and vegatables. I’m on day four, and surviving - mostly because fruits and vegatables are Wendy’s regular diet and she’s got this shit down and knows where to go for seriously good stuff - but I have hit my vegatable wall today. I woke up dreaming of chicken breasts.

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