Archive for September, 2006

New Rule (with all apologies to Bill Maher)

Wednesday, September 20th, 2006

If you’re in a band, and you do all the music and write the songs and all of that, don’t have a really hot chick as your lead singer.

Because within three or four years after your first hit, you will be billed as:
Black Eyed Peas
featuring Fergie

Which must infuriate those guys. Or better yet, the potentially upcoming, if she ever speaks to those guys again at all, tour:
Gwen Stefani
with No Doubt

enough farting around.

Thursday, September 14th, 2006

time to get back to it. today is music day.

Join in the Chant!

Tuesday, September 12th, 2006

I am strangely excited by the prospect of seeing Nitzer Ebb tonight at the Avalon… what was once my favorite band to dance to has, in the 10+ years it’s been since I actively hung out in Hollywood clubs, become my favorite band to listen to in the gym, in a totally, yeah, so they may be ripped, sweaty and shirtless on stage, non gay way.

Muscle and hate! Muscle and hate! MUSCLE!

Yeah, cranking it on the iTunes as i sit and work. lies, books, burn, fire, fire, fire!

Should be interesting. Most likely I’ll have a beer or two, buy a shirt for nostalgia’s sake, and leave early. But all bets are off. With any luck, I’ll be thrashing around in the pit and get thrown out of the venue, like I did the last time I saw them live. In like 1991.

one step… two steps! getting closer! getting closer! UUHHHHHH….

the teardrop collector

Tuesday, September 5th, 2006

i’ll wipe these tears from your eyes
i’ll wipe these tears, make you feel alright
and you can watch the world go around

so you woke up one morning found everything changed
so you woke up one morning found you had to rearrange your life
you know you can make it

if you don’t love someone why fake it?
and if you love someone why chain them to you?
you know you’ll never make it

so now you finally realize
sometimes you just gotta let love pass you by
and watch the world go around

and it’s alright,
yeah it’s alright