New Rule (with all apologies to Bill Maher)
If you’re in a band, and you do all the music and write the songs and all of that, don’t have a really hot chick as your lead singer.
Because within three or four years after your first hit, you will be billed as:
Black Eyed Peas
featuring Fergie
Which must infuriate those guys. Or better yet, the potentially upcoming, if she ever speaks to those guys again at all, tour:
Gwen Stefani
with No Doubt